King of the hill

I besiege your hill by catapulting dead, diseased cows at your hill and destroyed your golden throne, your troops are dead. I climb up to the hill and build the Iron Throne on top of it, I rename myself as Joffrey Baratheon, so now everyone hates me. Still...

My hill.

I scare the crap out of you. You roll down the hill. MY HILL.

I use propane. (Get the reference?)

My hill.

I say I'll take away his TWC if he leaves. I lied but he doesn't know...since he left! My hill!

I show Jewlian a picture of me, he would leave automatically.

My hill.

I pay Japan's priminister to make his army do a kamakaze mission agains you, i climb through the remnants of both you and the kamakaze piltos to the top of the hill.

My hill.

I walk up to the top of the hill and begin playing the clarinet very badly. Your ears begin to hurt and you abandon your post on top of the hill

My Hill.

I play a Euphonium like a boss. You come down the hill to hear me play. I hit you with it. Knock you out. Good bye. My hill.

I carefully place Jack my golden chinchompa inside your euphonium and it now emits no sound. You check the other end to see what is wrong and Jack sprays you with some sort of deadly mist and you roll down to the bottom of the hill. My hill.

I push your computer down the hill, you immediately run crying for it.

My Hill.

I devour your soul and push you off the hill

My hill

I mindlessly play runescape and therefore have no soul. You die of starvation since there are no souls available.


my hill

I take your computer from you and throw it down the hill. You run after it speedily to continue playing rs.

My hill

I sit on the hill after carefully planning this out. I emit a temporal shield blocking all temporal disturbances. I would also like to point out I am not taking bribes.

My hill.

Btw I destroy the entire universe and existence as a whole removing any hope of anyone taking the hill.

Game Over. Thanks for playing.

I re-invent existence as we know it and lure Geckoscraps down to the bottom of the hill with some appetising looking carbon. My hill.

I simply kill you.
My hill.

Having 99 slayer and all, I'd slay the little frog and throw it down the hill, then laugh

My hill

I drop a nuclear bomb leveling destroying the hill and you on it. I then go and find an even taller hill and build an indestructible bunker on top to live in and play runescape your move.

My Hill

I dig straight up into your bunker from below the hill (Bunkers on hills are not reinforced below ) and I throw at you corgis, a cuteness overload soon ensues. I throw you down the hill and make this hill a barren and unliveable place to live in, but on the top of hill says 'Property of BamZam'.

My hill.

i send an undead workforce ( since they are dead they have no problems to enter the unliveable place.) to restore the hill to its former glory. arriving on the top of the hill i find your dead body, ironically you didn't survive your own assault.

MY HILL

I invent a completely new tactic of zombie killing. Bringing them back to life with a virus. I send said virus over your hill, bringing your horde of zombies to back to life. Followed by this virus I've sent, I send in a clowder of cats that have bombs strapped to their stomachs. As all of your people rush to pet the kitties, they latch onto all of the people in your group and then explode.

My Hill, Bitch.

I go up the hill. First I kill you, then I make a shelter with walls so strong that even a nuclear attack would do nothing. Then I enter it and I seal the door in a way that opening it again would be impossible.

gg sm my hill.

I find a way to infiltrate the opening. Apparently a pair of tweezers were involved. Oh look there's a polar bear familiar at the bottom of the hill giving an invisible Hunter boost! Your polar bear charges to the bottom of the hill and drags you with it. My hill.

Since you did nothing to fortify your hill I simply walk up the hill, and kill you. Then I build a indestructible structure that is 50ft in the air so no one can dig up to the structure, and since the building is indestructible there is no way to knock the structure over, the walls that are also indestructible so you can not bust in the walls. And the roof is covered in weapon so I dare you to try to get me through the roof you will not last long.

Good Luck
My Hill

I will distribute drones to distract your weapons on the roof and order SWAT teams to take out your weapons and have a helicopter safely land me to the hill. Then I will dig around my hill, irigate it, and then place alligators in it. The hill will have landmines and claymores distributed all throughout the north,west,south,and east entrances. Finally I will develop a glass that will be see-through and place it on my roof, with small barrels sticking out of it in certain spots. The guns will shoot flares into the air followed by lock-on rockets.

My Hill.